and i was enjoying myself so much!

plugged the diddy machine into a macbook, even though that isnt strictly recommended by anyone at all, ever. owner of macbook had 'hey ya' and 'muleskinner blues' and 'stand and deliver' on his i- tunes, and i needed said songs on the diddy machine so i could one day write about them on this blog. whaddyagonnado? forgive them for they know not what they do, etc. anyway so the upshot is, the diddy machine is DEAD. half of the songs on it disappeared into the ether, my pc refuses to acknowledge it, i reset it and now it has no music on it and i cant put any more music on it because the pc is all like 'yeah, you went with one of those mac sluts even though everyone said you werent compatible, and the slut stole your music and now you want me to get with you and deal with your sloppy macbook seconds? OH NO NO NO, BRO. THATS NOT HAPPENING. speak to the hand, because the face is not listening, etc'. i am distraught.

so anyway, im going to carry on as if i am turning on the diddy machine and hearing the first song and writing about it, even though i am patently not, because the diddy machine is DEAD DEAD DEAD. but lets pretend that i havent told you that. lets pretend that the pathetic conceit on which this blog is based has not collapsed like a deck of fucking cards just because i do not understand the true import of the phrase 'not compatible'. lets pretend that. please.